Post by irony on Jan 27, 2012 20:08:39 GMT -5
SASCHA
"I’d love to kill you by a stream where no one can hear my baby scream."
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NAME Sascha
GENDER Male
NICKNAMES n/a
AGE 3 years
BREED Caucasian Ovcharka
SEXUALITY Pansexual
PACK? Loner
HI I'M SASCHA AND THIS IS ME:
A crude, loathsome fellow – Sascha is a dog with few manners and even less morals. He’s a highly aggressive young fellow, who has no qualms against using violence, strength, and intimidation to get whatever he wants. He’s an asshole, through and through, and isn’t afraid to show it. He’s a complete womanizer, and loves nothing more than to assert himself with any weak-willed, smaller animal he comes across. Not a difficult thing, considering his breed and size. He’s 75” inches at the shoulder, and weighs in at nearly 200lbs. A massive animal – beneficial to him now, but he’ll no doubt succumb to heart issues and dysplasia as he ages.
Despite his horrid behavior, Sascha is a very social animal. He needs to be surrounded by others to feel comfortable with himself. He’s outgoing, almost to a fault, but prefers to keep his friends close through intimidation and threat. He has very little self-confidence, and is much more a follower than a leader. He’s a fantastic rabble rouser and would work well as the ‘muscle’ for a more confident, leaderly individual.
Sascha is wickedly intelligent, even though he prefers to represent himself otherwise. He’s a decent strategist and enjoys mind games and puzzles.
YOUR NAME Irony
how do you measure, measure a year